Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Bhaago......

Since writing the post below, i have had a sighting of the main perpetuator of all the sins and crimes and bahus and saases (is that correct usage?) and glycerine consumption that can be see on TV.

Actually if i could be bothered to step out of the house anytime between 2pm and 6pm on any day, i could see her jogging (trudging) away resolutely on the barely there road, amidst rubble and dirt and mud and cars and people and everything else in Juhu Scheme.

Oh and she never does it alone. Alongside her run her bodygaurd and her manservant. One with a gun, the other with her phones. In fact there are two manservants. One on either end of the stretch she covers. They take turns you see, although the pained expressions on their faces are pretty identical - maybe owing to the fact that they run in safari suits and bata shoes.

All i can say is that the reigning queen of sob is now a daily feature and almost a tourist attraction in juhu with people flocking the illegal jhunka bhakar stands and the roadside chaiwala dukaan to watch her waddle to and fro. So anybody looking for a quick way of ending the K-saga you know where and when to find her.

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