Cupids and red hearts have started sneaking their way into window displays and print ads. Marketing gurus are in the process of executing random contests which require a high capacity to withstand social embarassment (and an equally high capability to embarass the hell out of an unsuspecting girl/boy). Women with simpering, watery voices and horrible fake fluttering eyelashes are trying to sell ugly jewellery on the home shopping networks to wimps and desperados.
It's ten days away and i'm already cringing.
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