Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Of Bimbos and Sound Bytes

A certain Ms. Carmen Electra recently made statements on how to ‘snare a man’. Apparently keeping a ‘sexiness kit’ does the trick. Quite a relief to know that intelligence and personality has nothing to do with ‘getting a man’. All you require is a kit at work or in the car with the essentials – perfume, lip gloss and a pair of heels to show off your legs – and the knowledge that you look hot!

Our papers pick up this statement and decide to get an opinion about it. Who do they go to? The closest they could get to Carmenesque figures (pun intended) was Rakhi Sawant. That, or they knew talking to her would at least give them an excellent scintillating sound byte. And I must say, the woman never fails to deliver.

She agrees with Ms. Electra and then goes on to add that she would not wear a bra (although she would a panty!). Since her lips are very pouty, eyes are very sexy and face is very glamorous she would enhance them using make up.
But the final clincher here is that Ms. Sawant would make sure she smelt good.
To quote her (and what fun it is do it), “Ladki mein khushboo na ho to mazaa nahi aayega”.

Need I say more?

1 comment:

Pranav said...

How come neither of them mentioned that you should never leave home without your fake breasts?